(via danispaghetti)
"I have acid rain in my brain and it’s killing the flowers in my heart."
— Marianna Paige (via volatileandawake)
(Source: hellanne, via askaboutnikki)
- me: i have no classes with anybody i know
- my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
- me: no
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via jesussbabymomma)
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
(via loveandjealousy)
"Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all."
— (via cobie-smulders)
(Source: quotethat, via jesussbabymomma)
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
(via jesussbabymomma)
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots, via jesussbabymomma)
(Source: food-gifs, via ladypandacat)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce, via jesussbabymomma)
